Whoever called it men-o-pause,
There's nothing male about it.
I made a list of alternates,
And think it's time to tout it:
Chickwithclaws, latebecause,
Damegonelame, notthesame,
Ladywait, itstoolate,
Femmewithflaws, girlthatwas.
Bitchwithbite, shutthelight,
Bellabawl, shehitthewall.
Nowshethaws . . . (please, no applause).
Whoever called it menopause,
There's nothing male about it.
Up, women, let us vote for change
Since we can't live without it.
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